Letter Column
Letter Column
by Mara
Summary: That’ll teach the Titans to ask Kon to do something.
NOTES: For the DC_flashfiction “Skippy’s list” challenge. This is #83. (And no
peeking until the end!)
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Vic looked grim, his face narrowed down to one big frown, arms crossed over his
chest. “Superboy…”
Gar gasped through his laughter, leaning forward in his seat. “C’mon, give the
kid a break. I’m sure he was just,” a few more snickers, “trying to lighten
things up a bit.”
Standing straight, arms clasped behind his back, Kon nodded vigorously.
“Absolutely.” But a quick glance around told him he was lucky that Cassie,
Raven, and Kory didn’t have heat vision, because he’d already be a small pile of
smoking ash if they did.
Cassie snorted, fingers tapping on her lasso. “It wasn’t funny.”
“I agree,” Raven said with a nod.
Kory’s fingers twitched like she was considering hitting him with a starbolt.
“If this humor was aimed at me, then we will be speaking of it later.”
Tim just engaged in a frowning contest with Vic, making him look even more like
Batman than usual.
Bart stared in confusion.
“I don’t get it,” Bart said, making a quick run around the room.
Everybody looked at Bart.
Wide eyes looked back at them. “What’s wrong with starting his mission report
with ‘I recently had an experience I just had to write you about’?”
Everyone turned toward Tim, who blinked once. “Why does everyone expect *me* to
explain it?”
–end–
#83 was “Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with ‘I recently had an
experience I just had to write you about….'” And if you don’t get it, uh, go
ask someone else, plzkthanxbai.